Edible Cocktail Cups! #Bartending #OverheatdAtTheBar #NoNotReallyButGiveMeASecondToLetSomeoneOverhearMeTalkAboutIt http://t.co/H1QfHGCd
Don’t you hate it when you make 7 martinis, & the dude asks change for $20 & leaves NADA! #Bartending #GoPlayAGameOfDuckDuckGoFuckYourself
If you order a martini “extra dry but be sure to put vermouth in it” I immediately judge you & place you in the idiot catagory. #Bartending
Man: What up w/ white people & The Village People? A DJ plays YMCA & you think the dance floor rang the white man’s dinner bell #Bartending
“You haven’t lived til a nun bellys up to the bar & says ‘One Adios Motherfucker, please.’” #OverheardAtTheBar #Bartending
Girl: Hi Dave!
Dave: Hey! Do you remember me from last year?
Girl: No, but I certainly remember that sweater. #OverheardAtTheBar #Bartending