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Tag Archives: #Fuck

Plain Writing Act goes into effect in October! Documents…

Posted on May 19, 2011

Plain Writing Act goes into effect in October! Documents people can actually understand! Finally a Fed. document that can use the word #Fuck

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RT @NikkiMuller: DICKS FUCK ASSHOLES #americafuckyeah

Posted on May 1, 2011

RT @NikkiMuller: DICKS FUCK ASSHOLES #americafuckyeah

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HOLY FUCK! DO NOT while getting scanned at LAX scream:…

Posted on November 22, 2010

HOLY FUCK! DO NOT while getting scanned at LAX scream: “AAAHH!! IT BURNS!!” TSA will NOT find it funny whatsoever!! #DumbSilkwoodJoke

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Steel cut oatmeal. That’s nice. WHO GIVES A FUCK!? What…

Posted on October 21, 2010

Steel cut oatmeal. That’s nice. WHO GIVES A FUCK!? What else were they going to cut it with? Paper?
#marketing

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With all due respect it is my duty to tell you all this:…

Posted on January 21, 2010

With all due respect it is my duty to tell you all this: FUCK the kitchen sink! 3 hours for nothing!

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Why THE FUCK do they put a horn on time machines?…

Posted on August 10, 2009

Why THE FUCK do they put a horn on time machines? Seriously? It doesn’t make sense!

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