Once again, #SonsOfAnarchy is …

Posted on July 19, 2012

Once again, #SonsOfAnarchy is ghosted by the #Emmys for NO GOOD REASON WHATSOEVER!!!! #PayEmAVistClay

Holy Shit! RT@KCBSKCALDesk: WS…

Posted on March 30, 2012

Holy Shit! RT@KCBSKCALDesk: WSB, official Mega Millions broadcaster says THERE IS NO NATIONWIDE WINNER! Tuesday’s jackpot — 975 million!!!

Posted on September 11, 2011

“Psh! I have NO idea what the fuck he’s saying.”
-C-3PO on R2-D2 #FictitiousMovieQuotes

Posted on May 2, 2011

Ha! RT @pattonoswalt: Awesome capture, Mr. President. Really terrific. Yep. YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR NOT FINDING BIGFOOT.

Posted on March 23, 2011

Mother: You know what he needs?
10 Year Old: A swift kick in the berries?
Mother: NO, Coffee! Jesus! Who taught you to say that!?

#Busted

Posted on June 26, 2010

Wedding Foul – Under NO circumstances should the DJ be playing anything by ‘Zamfir’…

Posted on August 17, 2009

How is it that there is NO time left but the time I have now?

Posted on August 7, 2009

Billy Mays did cocaine? NO! He only did phat rails of Oxyclean!

Posted on August 6, 2009

I’m not saying that the time machine is broken but THERE IS NO FUCKING OUTLET IN THIS TIME PERIOD TO PLUG THE FUCKER IN FOR A RECHARGE!!!

Posted on June 25, 2009

I want to say, NO TWEETING ‘BOUT SHAQ UNLESS IT PERTAINS TO HIS VIDEO GAME: “SHAQ-FU”!