Cowboy 1: Scotch & water.
Cowboy 2: Shirley Temple.
Cowboy 1: Christ Jim, don’t let me catch you drinking that around me. #OverheardAtTheBar
Cowboy 1: Scotch & water. Cowb…
Tag Archives: Shirley Temple
8 yr old girl: Shirley Temple,…
8 yr old girl: Shirley Temple, please.
Me: Shot of Patron with that?
8 yr old girl: (Dryly) Hilarious. #OwnedByAn8YrOld #OverheardAtTheBar
Autistic Girl + Shirley Temple = Shirley Temple Grandin I…
Autistic Girl + Shirley Temple = Shirley Temple Grandin
I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself…
Kid: Mom! Mom! Get me a Shirley Temple! Mom! Mo- Mom: Aw…
Kid: Mom! Mom! Get me a Shirley Temple! Mom! Mo-
Mom: Aw right! Shut up! Jeeze does anybody else wanna press my ‘asshole’ button?
When I tell you that I would love to make your 145th…
When I tell you that I would love to make your 145th Shirley Temple for no tip, what I’m really saying is I’m praying for your death.
Dude w/ big muscles, devil tattoos, shaved head, braided…
Dude w/ big muscles, devil tattoos, shaved head, braided goatee, spike pierceings: “I’ll have a Shirley Temple, please.”
