Rick Perry had a vasectomy, which was performed by his father-in-law. No joke, just true information. #seriously #yep ..
I know a girl who has a pair of jeans that are soo tight on her, she refers to them as her “Vagina Cuttin’ Jeans”
Bartending a barmitzvah will make you develop an itch on the back of your throat that only a shotgun can scratch. #Yep
Her: I’ll have Sex With an Alligator
Me: Okay, $9.00
Her: Isn’t there a tab?
Her: Ok, I’ll have a water & 16 lemons & sugar.
Overheard at the bar-
Drunk: You think when Rudolph takes a shit, sometimes he strains so hard his nose glows?
Man: Dude, shut up